30 Short Funny Love Quotes for Her to Be Happy
One of the things we all enjoy is the laughter we get from the short, funny love quotes we usually share with friends. In this article, we have compiled a collection of 30 short, funny love quotes for you.
- Love can trouble a man like nothing before. Unknown author
2. Love is Sharing Your Popcorn by Charles Schultz
3. I can’t love you less than my thinking
4. Are you interested in knowing who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
5. Eighty percent of married men in America, and the rest cheat in Europe- Jackie Mason
Short Funny Love Quotes for Her to Be Happy
6. David Sedaris said, “Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.”
7. According to Phillis Diller, “Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will your eyesight.”
8. Judith Viorst said, “Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.”
9. According to a Spanish Proverb, “A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.”
10. Jean Kerr said, “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.”
11. Your love fills my heart with joy and honey experiences
12. Our love is like a magnet and metallic object, we attract and never repel
Short Funny Love Quotes for Her to Be Happy
13 Your love makes me sleep more than taking sleeping pills because of the peace of mind
14. Loving You is like an old woman in her 90s and poems
15. Keep in mind that your love covers 99% of my brain cells, without it, I am not well.
16. They say love has no color but mine is pure in color
17. Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there said or written by George Burns
18. Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile by Franklin P. Jones
19. According to Bill Maher “Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”
20. According to Katherine Mansfield “If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.”
21. According to Erich Segal, “True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”
22. When I’m hungry my love for you increases: When love in you is greater than hunger then you have got the real love
Short Funny Love Quotes for Her to Be Happy
23. “You’re the reason I check my phone in the morning.” – Because her morning messages are the best motivation.
24. “You’re my favorite notification.” – A modern-day declaration of love in the digital age.
25. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute cumber!” – A pun-tastic way to tell her she’s adorable.
26. “I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.” – Pizza lovers understand the gravity of this statement.
27. “You’re the missing piece to my puzzle.” – A sweet and playful way to express completeness.
28. “You’re the reason my playlist has a ‘love songs’ section.” – Celebrating her influence on your music choices.
29. “Our love story is my favorite.” – Because your shared journey is the best tale ever told.
30. When love heals your sickness of the heart evaporate with emotions
